me:
in the future every movie will be spider-man
constantly being made and released in a hundred different places, released simultaneously
me:
"should we see spider-man or spider-man?"
"eh, i'm not in the mood for either. let's see spider-man"
Tommaso:
spider-main #1324d is my favorite
me:
"ooh, i've been wanting to see that"
well you're in luck because they're making spider-man#1324d again!
I like the idea that each one
would be a subtely different version
meant to capture a small slice of the remaining market
me:
well they would have different actors
Tommaso:
spider-man, the etheopian coptic christian version
me:
as long as none are black
me:
then the fanboys go nuts
Tommaso:
in the brave new world of constant remakes
all fan boys are rounded up
where they are forced to write reviews online
me:
they fail to notice a change in their lives