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Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

Ever wonder why air ducts are always big enough for heroes to crawl through? Because duct salesmen are masters of the upsell! There should be a show about how great these guys are! The theme song might go a little something… like this:
Life is like a hurricane
In the duct biz
If ductwork you must obtain
Call the duct whizWe’ll direct airflow
Then watch that wind blow!Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
Sales of heat and H-V-A-C duct sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
Every day I’m out there makin’
Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!S-s-s-sellin’ ventilation
With some top notch air filtration
Meetin’ clients racking up the
Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
Not circuitry or plumbing sales but Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!If you need a secret place to hide and crawl in
You’ll be glad you bought the biggest ducts I’m haulin’
Escape the bad guys… take time to crack wise!Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh
Buy big ducts to sneak through from my Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
Not drywall sales or carpet sales but Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!