Kenny Bloggerly's Internet Life

  1. Search
  2. About
  3. Subscribe
  4. Archive
  5. Random

Kenny Bloggerly's Internet Life

I'm Kenny Bloggerly. This is a blog about a show about things I have seen on the Internet.

If watching my show was something that you wanted to do then I hope you did it. If not, you can still do that. If you did watch it then thank you.

Do you hate to social network? If not, you can be my fan at Facebook.

Watch Vlog Star, another show by the people who made me.

Newer
Older
  • Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

    Ever wonder why air ducts are always big enough for heroes to crawl through? Because duct salesmen are masters of the upsell! There should be a show about how great these guys are! The theme song might go a little something… like this:

    Life is like a hurricane
    In the duct biz
    If ductwork you must obtain
    Call the duct whiz

    We’ll direct airflow
    Then watch that wind blow!

    Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
    Sales of heat and H-V-A-C duct sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
    Every day I’m out there makin’
    Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

    S-s-s-sellin’ ventilation
    With some top notch air filtration
    Meetin’ clients racking up the
    Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
    Not circuitry or plumbing sales but Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

    If you need a secret place to hide and crawl in
    You’ll be glad you bought the biggest ducts I’m haulin’
    Escape the bad guys… take time to crack wise!

    Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh
    Buy big ducts to sneak through from my Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!
    Not drywall sales or carpet sales but Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

    Posted on October 6, 2011

  • parislemon
  • putthison
  • dcwomenkickingass
  • citationneeded
  • michaelianblack
  • molls
  • peterdicicco
  • seankeane
  • paulscheer
  • thehussy
  • dschun
  • brooklynbridg
  • worstquality
  • helenshang
  • margaritamovies
  • harkavagrantfeed
  • mathemagic
  • frogtographer
  • invadeeverything

Field Notes Theme. Designed by Manasto Jones. Powered by Tumblr.