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I’ve seen almost three complete episodes of this god-awful NBC game show because two people I know happened to appear on it. I’ve never actually gotten through a full episode without fast-forwarding. I can’t even begin to list all the ways this show is the absolute worst. Well, actually, no, I can begin to list: 1. Dressing everybody up as cartoonish “types” and...

Jan 10th

the understatement: Android Orphans: Visualizing a... →

I like and use Android, but this makes a good case regarding one of the weaknesses of a fragmented platform that manufacturers do a poor job of supporting. Of course, non-phone-geeks won’t care that much about whether their phone has the latest OS (and updating to the latest OS was largely what made my Droid 1 unusable), but then again, if you’re not a phone geek you’re likely to...

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Duct Sales! Oo-oo-ooh!

Ever wonder why air ducts are always big enough for heroes to crawl through? Because duct salesmen are masters of the upsell! There should be a show about how great these guys are! The theme song might go a little something… like this: Life is like a hurricane In the duct biz If ductwork you must obtain Call the duct whiz We’ll direct airflow Then watch that wind blow! Duct Sales!...

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Sep 26th

On Spider-Man (the remake)

me: in the future every movie will be spider-man
 constantly being made and released in a hundred different places, released simultaneously
 Tommaso: ha
 me: "should we see spider-man or spider-man?"
 "eh, i'm not in the mood for either. let's see spider-man"
 Tommaso: spider-main #1324d is my favorite
 me: "ooh, i've been wanting to see that"
 well you're in luck because they're making spider-man#1324d again!
 Tommaso: bam!
 I like the idea that each one
 would be a subtely different version
 meant to capture a small slice of the remaining market
 me: well they would have different actors
 Tommaso: spider-man, the etheopian coptic christian version
 me: as long as none are black
 Tommaso: yeah
 me: then the fanboys go nuts
 Tommaso: in the brave new world of constant remakes
 all fan boys are rounded up
 and sent to camps
 where they are forced to write reviews online
 all day
 me: they fail to notice a change in their lives

Feb 2nd

On Spider-Man

me: remaking spider-man is insane to me
 Tommaso: yeah
 me: i wish they had cast donald glover
 doing a black Peter Parker would at least have made it feel different
 Tommaso: right
 me: like there was some reason, however flimsy, to go through the motions again
 Tommaso: nope
 me: as ridiculous as the repeated superman/hulk failures are, at least they were failures
 you get why, in theory, they imagine they can "get it right"
 Tommaso: true
 me: but Spider-Man is so transparently "we're addicted to money and we can't stop making these!!"
 and rebooting the story?
 are we going to him get bitten by a spider again?
 Tommaso: yeah
 It reminds me of the key to weird al's fame
 not that his songs aren't funny
 but it's like
 "hey, you like these songs?"
 "what if you could listen to them for the first time... again!?'
 but they're all weird
 me: but this would be like, here's another parody song about food... and it's STILL a parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad"
 Tommaso: right
 me: Wait, so how's it different
 Well, it has slightly different fat jokes in it
 Tommaso: right
 me: "Why make movies that are sort of like successful movies, when we can just make the exact same successful movie? And why wait a long time, when we can do it right away?"

Feb 2nd

Sometimes people talk on the Internet by typing...

Kevin: I hope Glee trots more disabled people out of the wheelhouse this year
 Like, every episode
 "Quinn, here, this person has no uterus at all, and ALSO has no legs"
 "Emma, it's hard to be OCD when you have NO EYES"
me: "Wow, that's totally like how I have a mild case of self doubt"
 "Exactly, glad my suffering could help"
Kevin: Right
 They should take it to the logical conclusion
 And have Finn shoot himself in the face to teach Puck a lesson about how life is worth living
me: I trace this back to equating being a paraplegic with having a stutter
Kevin: That makes sense
me: Maybe it will turn out that he is faking needing a wheelchair out of insecurity just like her stutter was fake because she was shy
Kevin: They should have Artie meet someone in a wheelchair to teach him a lesson about perserverence
 "This is really powerful"

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The Internet is full of pain and one kind of pain that people have is the pain of hitting your face on things which is a kind of pain that you can find on the Internet. Sometimes people hit their face on a thing by moving the thing but sometimes it is by moving their face. Here is a man whose face couldn’t stop.

May 6th

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Here is a video on the Internet about another video on the Internet, except instead of a video it is people except they are in a video.

Mar 9th

There is a thing on the Internet where the words that come from people are the words on the Internet that a different person can see and also understand. This thing has a name and that name is what you call the place on the Internet where you find the thing and that place is a website. To find the website you can use an address, which has the name in it. I recommend these words.

Dec 6th

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Las Vegas is a place where people go to gamble with money and their lives. It is a city full of hopes and dreams. Do those hopes and dreams come true? Never. Also hackers like to go there to have a convention like this one.

Dec 11th

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“I saw a jerk..exactly a funny guy on the Internet. He tries to be looked like a...”

– JOONG’s BLOG » Funny Guy - Kenny Bloggerly

Oct 12th

Vlog Star →

This is a show that I have found on the internet that is good and you should watch it. It is made by the people who made me.

Oct 9th

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Hello. If you are a new viewer and want to hear me talk about things I have seen on the Internet so you can see them too you can. Also if you watch the episodes out of order you can but maybe you will be confused if you start at the end. You especially might be confused about the last eight episodes when something happened. But if you want to watch the episodes in order you can watch this...

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So. Kenny Bloggerly’s Internet Life is late. But it will be here soon. I am apologizing.

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herbie the love blog →

Here is a site that kennybloggerly.com used to lead to. It is not this one so don’t get confused unless you want to.

Jun 2nd

Are you reading this?

Then you are using the Internet. I also like to use the Internet and read this.

Jun 2nd

This is my blog.

Hi. This is a blog. If you want to watch my show, “Kenny Bloggerly’s Internet Life,” you can find it on the Internet on this blog.

Jun 2nd